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		<title>Vapor Trails</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Christmas to all of you, and a pre-Happy New Year! Just thought i&#8217;d get that out of the way.  
So, nothings really been happening lately, which is good for me, but bad for my blog. Nothing really to write about, as you can see by my lack of updates. We did get a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Christmas to all of you, and a pre-Happy New Year! Just thought i&#8217;d get that out of the way. <img src='http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So, nothings really been happening lately, which is good for me, but bad for my blog.<a href="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bullterrier_lofty2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-144 alignleft" title="bazzle" src="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bullterrier_lofty2-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="139" height="139" /></a> Nothing really to write about, as you can see by my lack of updates. We did get a new puppy for Christmas, a Bull Terrier. God, he&#8217;s so cute, too! I tried to name him Bazzle, but my mom nixed that idea, and named him Doser, instead. Can&#8217;t say i&#8217;m too thrilled, but it&#8217;s better than &#8220;Cuddles&#8221; or some other retarded name she threw out there. He&#8230; doesn&#8217;t get along too awful well with our current dogs, two Miniature Dachshunds, but I figure that they&#8217;ll grow to stand him, sooner or later. Hopefully sooner, i&#8217;m tired of hearing barking and growling when he gets too close to them. -_-</p>
<p>In other news, Top Gear is off the air, and they went out with a bang. The boys took an 8 day trip across Vietnam, from the south to the north, and did something us American&#8217;s couldn&#8217;t. They made it to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hai_Phong" target="_blank">Hai Phong</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://img.phyrefile.com/clegg/2008/12/30/bjII.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-144 alignleft" title="Hosted by Phyrefile.com" src="http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7775/bjiigp2.jpg" alt="Hosted by Phyrefile.com" /></a>Oh! Almost forgot to mention. I got a new cellphone. The Samsung Blackjack II, complete with Windows Mobile 6.1. Quite possibly one of the nicest phones i&#8217;ve ever had the pleasure to use, and yes, that includes the iPhone. ^.^</p>
<p>Well, I gotta run off to work now, stay tuned to my Twitter feed, over on the right. <img src='http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>Come Monday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So, three days in a row off, two of which were vacation days. Nice. Sadly, after today, i&#8217;m heading into the Christmas season, and the idiots that go along with it&#8230; Wish me luck, all.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, three days in a row off, two of which were vacation days. Nice. Sadly, after today, i&#8217;m heading into the Christmas season, and the idiots that go along with it&#8230; Wish me luck, all.</p>
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		<title>Black Friday Is For Ninnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and i&#8217;m a ninnie. However, instead of braving the idiots at Wal Mart or other assorted stores, I set on my merry little arse at home and got the same exact fucking deals on the internet. Few pairs of pants from Old Navy, a shirt and some other stuff from Wal Mart, and some bits [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;and i&#8217;m a ninnie. However, instead of braving the idiots at Wal Mart or other assorted stores, I set on my merry little arse at home and got the same exact fucking deals on the internet. Few pairs of pants from Old Navy, a shirt and some other stuff from Wal Mart, and some bits for my computer off of Newegg. All in all, a nice little haul in for&#8230; 30 minutes worth of work, wouldn&#8217;t you say?</p>
<p>Also, if you hadn&#8217;t noticed, I posted a new picture of my black eye in the post directly below this, and again I warn you, it&#8217;s not for the feint of hearted. Quite a bit of bruising had popped up over the night.</p>
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		<title>This Post Hurts My Eye</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I woke up this morning, and on my way to my morning tinkle, I tripped and fell. Good news is, I caught myself with the wall. Bad news is it was with my face. I&#8217;ve got some pictures of it right after, then again about 3 hours later, and it&#8230; well, it doesn&#8217;t look [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I woke up this morning, and on my way to my morning tinkle, I tripped and fell. Good news is, I caught myself with the wall. Bad news is it was with my face. I&#8217;ve got some pictures of it right after, then again about 3 hours later, and it&#8230; well, it doesn&#8217;t look good. So, if you&#8217;re squeamish, please look away now.<br />
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The first one was taken just after the &#8216;accident&#8217; while the second one was taken about 3 hours after the tumble. Doesn&#8217;t hurt much, more like someone is just resting their finger on my eyebrow. More annoying than painful, honestly.</p>
<p>Well, hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving, and that they don&#8217;t fall and catch themselves with their face. Even though it doesn&#8217;t hurt now, it hurt like the dickens when it first happened&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> Next day picture.</p>
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		<title>At Home With John Cleese</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this really killer video, where a camera guy and some french dude named &#8216;Frog&#8217; tour John Cleese&#8217;s home. No real reason behind it that I can see, but it&#8217;s pretty entertaining to watch.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this really killer video, where a camera guy and some french dude named &#8216;Frog&#8217; tour John Cleese&#8217;s home. No real reason behind it that I can see, but it&#8217;s pretty entertaining to watch.</p>
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		<title>Ken Block Is A Badass</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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If you don&#8217;t know who Ken Block is, he is one of the best drivers in the Rally America Championship.
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<p>If you don&#8217;t know who <a href="http://www.kenblockracing.com/" target="_blank">Ken Block</a> is, he is one of the best drivers in the Rally America Championship.</p>
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		<title>I Made a Wallpaper!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, i&#8217;ve gotten a bit tired of not having Doctor Who on the telly, so i&#8217;ve tried to hold that feeling off by adding a bit of Doctor Who to my desktop. So, I present to you, in all of it&#8217;s glory, my two-bit Photoshop skills!

If you&#8217;d like to download it, here are a few [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, i&#8217;ve gotten a bit tired of not having Doctor Who on the telly, so i&#8217;ve tried to hold that feeling off by adding a bit of Doctor Who to my desktop. So, I present to you, in all of it&#8217;s glory, my two-bit Photoshop skills!<br />
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<p>If you&#8217;d like to download it, here are a few various sizes.  <a href="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tardis_vista_1024.jpg" target="_blank">1024&#215;768</a> - <a href="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d179/ipodnano42/Tardis_Vista_1280.jpg" target="_blank">1280&#215;800</a> - <a href="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tardis_vista.jpg" target="_blank">1920&#215;1440</a></p>
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		<title>One Week Left Until Top Gear</title>
		<link>http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/2008/10/one-week-left-until-top-gear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less than one week to go until Top Gear starts back up on BBC2. I absolutely can&#8217;t wait. Nothing else much to say at the moment, so I will leave you with the trailer for the latest series of Top Gear and a classic clip where the boys try to run a drive-time radio show, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Less than one week to go until Top Gear starts back up on BBC2. I absolutely can&#8217;t wait. Nothing else much to say at the moment, so I will leave you with the trailer for the latest series of Top Gear and a classic clip where the boys try to run a drive-time radio show, and&#8230; well, muck it up completely.</p>
<p><strong>Series 12 Trailer</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Drive-Time Radio Programme</strong></p>
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		<title>Magic Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news! I have finally decided to update my blog for the first time in&#8230; well, ages, really. Why, you may ask, haven&#8217;t I updated in so long? Well, the short answer is that i&#8217;ve been lazy. Yes, lazy, not busy. Well, I have been busy, but not so busy that I couldn&#8217;t update my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good news! I have finally decided to update my blog for the first time in&#8230; well, ages, really. Why, you may ask, haven&#8217;t I updated in so long? Well, the short answer is that i&#8217;ve been lazy. Yes, lazy, not busy. Well, I have been busy, but not so busy that I couldn&#8217;t update my blog.</p>
<p>So, lots of things going on right now, and not much has changed. Still going to school in the morning, still working in the evening. Doesn&#8217;t always leave much time to myself, and what little time I do have is spent playing my 360. Not the best way to spend a day off, i&#8217;ll admit, but damned if it isn&#8217;t fun. I bought <a href="http://www.codemasters.com/dirt/" target="_blank">Colin McRae&#8217;s DiRT</a> last saturday, and i&#8217;ve already beaten the damned game on &#8220;Pro-Amateur.&#8221; Time to bump up the difficulty and attempt to blow through it on Professional, but the few races i&#8217;ve played on that level were damned annoying for one reason; the computer cars are idiots and <strong>do not know how to fucking follow a </strong><a href="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/thestig.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-69" title="Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he\'s confused by stairs... all we know is, he\'s called the Stig." src="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/thestig-108x300.jpg" alt="" width="70" height="196" /></a><strong>proper racing line.</strong> There I am, turning into the corner just like you&#8217;re susposed to, then next thing I know, i&#8217;ve turned to face the enemy. Confused, I go to view the replay. Well, turns out that the driver behind me decides not to actually turn into the corner, instead choosing to plow straight on, ramming my back bumper. Annoying.</p>
<p>In other news, it&#8217;s finally Fall! YAY! I love this time of year. Trees start turning a colour other than green, the temperature isn&#8217;t hot enough to dehydrate a cow, and Top Gear generally starts a new series &#8217;round abouts this time of year. Yes, Top Gear. Probably one of the greatest car shows on the airwaves at the moment. So great, in fact, that they have launched <a href="http://www.finalgear.com/news/category/top-gear-australia/" target="_blank">Top Gear Australia</a>, <a href="http://www.finalgear.com/news/category/top-gear-america/" target="_blank">Top Gear America</a>, and, you&#8217;re gonna love this, <a title="In Soviet Russia, Car Reviews You!" href="http://www.finalgear.com/news/category/top-gear-russia/" target="_blank">Top Gear Russia</a>!</p>
<p>Well, that&#8217;s all that I have time for right now, but hopefully, i&#8217;ll be back sometime soon.</p>
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		<title>The Temples of Syrinx</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news! School is going well for me, which means I am going to be in a good mood&#8230; for the most part. Work is still shit, but considering that i&#8217;ve worked over 40 hours for the past few weeks, I should have a decent paycheck. Always look on the bright side of life, or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good news! School is going well for me, which means I am going to be in a good mood&#8230; for the most part. Work is still shit, but considering that i&#8217;ve worked over 40 hours for the past few weeks, I should have a decent paycheck. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo" target="_blank">Always look on the bright side of life</a>, or some shit&#8230;</p>
<p>Foot ball season started few weeks ago, and I am already tired of it. Honestly, I could care more about a <a href="http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/baboon_ass.jpg" target="_blank">baboon&#8217;s ass</a> than I could about football. Bunch of idiot fans, setting at home and self-medicating with a 30 pack of headache in a can, shouting at the screen and commenting on how &#8220;they could have done it better.&#8221; Right. If you could play football better than those bumbling, muscle bound idiots, you&#8217;d be the one out there getting paid millions of dollars to make a fool out of yourself.</p>
<p>In other news, the BBC news website (see what I did there?) has a neat little new thing going, called &#8220;<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/business/2008/the_box/default.stm" target="_blank">The Box</a>.&#8221; They have placed a GPS reciever into a large, red shipping container and are in the process of shipping it around the world, to track it&#8217;s location and to see &#8220;how the world&#8217;s shipping is handled, and to view the world&#8217;s economy.&#8221; Sounds quite cool, in all honestly. Currently, the box is in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southampton" target="_blank">Southampton</a>, awaiting its journey to China, to deliver a load of spirits to the working middle class (or so says BBC World News).</p>
<p>Well, thus we have come to the end of my post. In parting, I shall leave you with ACDC&#8217;s latest single, Rock &#8216;N Roll Train. Classic ACDC, for the modern person. <img src='http://clegg.asylum-blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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